Chances I won’t use the word F*@! in a sentence today

What are the chances I won’t use FUCK in a sentence today?? LOW!

This tea towel and will make a unique gift at any gathering. Geez Louise tea towels can be used to warm your buns or tickle someone’s funny bone. Our tea towels are perfect gifts for a multitude of occasions and they’re one size fits all! 100% cotton herringbone kitchen towel, tea towel, Black lettering, Machine washable and ok to bleach, Low lint, Hand printed in USA